Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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