Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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