If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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