Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You need Xanax blowdarts
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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