The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
