Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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