yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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