so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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