Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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