let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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