Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she pinky promised me she was 18
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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