I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
either way he was missing a nipple.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
