like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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