he looks like a really good dad on facebook
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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