so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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