The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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