You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i was born a porn star she said
Girls should come with a carfax report
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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