i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he puts the penis in happiness.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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