Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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