Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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