Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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