we're blogging at a bar
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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