I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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