Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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