Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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