Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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