well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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