I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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