Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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