haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize