YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I came so hard my ears popped.
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