What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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