Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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