I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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