It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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