do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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