just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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