Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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