How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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