did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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