Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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