We're facebook friends in real life
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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