Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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