I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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