he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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