this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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