So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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