ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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