): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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