i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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