Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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