On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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