i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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