Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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