i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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