I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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