Quick, to the slutcave!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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